In order to show your true hot dog eating, freedom loving patriotism, you’re gonna need to wear it on your chest!
Now, you’ve heard of honest Abe? Well his best friends knew him by a different name. They knew him to be an ass kickin, fist pumpin, beer slangin man of the people and they called him Abe Drinkin’. His infamous speech was actually mis-translated all those years ago.
‘Four score and seven years ago’ is actually inaccurate. According to Abe- ‘seven years ago? The way the 1800’s health care was set up I can’t even remember 7 months ago!’. The real saying was ‘four score and seven beers ago!’. So yea, grab this leisurely patriotic shirt, crack a cold one, and let’s rewrite history!
Now that's something we can all plant our flag in.