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Brunch So Hard Stretch Shirt


It’s a well known fact that breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
It’s a lesser known fact that Brunch is even superior to breakfast.
It’s an even lesser known fact that when you dress for the occasion of Brunch, your experience is so heightened that the health and wellness gods say unto thee, eat this smorgasburg of deliciousness and drink this chalice of mimosa and ye shall be blessed with the longevity of a cast iron skillet.

So basically if you want to have your brunch and eat it too, you might want to consider doing it in this shirt. It’s the ultimate brunch lovers statement piece. Just imagine pulling up to your favorite brunch spot with brunch items adorned on your chest.
Best part, when you get a little to sauced up on the bottomless mimosas and it comes time to place your order, you can just point to the eggs and bacon on your shirt and say ‘this. I want this!’.

And you know we’ve got you covered on the performance bonuses- this shirt is made out of a polyester/spandex blend so its stretchy. So when you eat too much at brunch, which you always eat too much at brunch, the shirt expands with your food baby. Unlike that restrictive cotton tee you wore to brunch last time. That thing was a brunch fail.

Bet you didn’t expect to see this sunny side up and bacon print on the menu did ya? 


4 Way Stretch

  •  Moisture Wicking
  • Front Pocket
  • Button Down
  • 94% Polyester 6% Spandex
  • Wearable fungus for fungi's and gals


Care instructions: 
Machine wash cold. 
Do not bleach. 
Always hang dry.