That is not something you’ll ever have to worry about while wearing these everyday Brunch swim shorts. You can spill an omelet on these suckers and have it considered a fashion statement. Yep- for people who love brunch so much they actually want to wear it too!
And how about the performance bonuses?- These shorts double as swim trunks so when you find a vat of mimosas big enough, you can just dive right there in and start gulping.
The Sunnyside up eggs and bacon print pairs perfectly with the Art Deco that liters the brunch scene, so just imagine all the compliments you’re gonna get. Who knows, someone might try and order you off the menu. So can we get you a plate of fresh brunch Fashion!?