Cordial Swim Trunks

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Cordial Swim Trunks
 
Swim trunks that get invited places.
        You are cordially invited to sport these these trunks and gain VIP access to your summer shenanigans!  Please RSVP to let us know if you can attend the warmest and friendliest pool party of the year! Failure to checkout these @tomabbisssmithart retro swim trunks will not result in you definitely being notified of the most happening nostalgic swimsuit contest in Miami.  The elevator to the rooftop pool will certainly be out of service should you forget your totally awesome cordial trunks. The daiquiris will not be served with mini umbrellas in them.   The daiquiris won't even have rum! Don't be a virgin, grab your b fresh gear cordial trunks now! A splendid blend of spandex and polyester to enhance your look!  The design draws the eyes, the thighs keep Em glued! Should you forget your cordial bathing-suit, there will be absolutely no diving, running, or having fun of any kind while at the most awesome 90s pool party you didn't get the directions to,  The Tom Abbiss designed 'Cordial' swim trunks; the key ingredient to your summer of fun! 
Let's talk exchanges and refunds!  Hygiene is important.  Good hygiene is even better!  Swimwear is designed to snuggle up right on the flesh, which means your private bits and crevices have probably been all up in that swimsuit.  Would you want to buy a garment that's been all up another persons areas? Probably not. Due to this notion, we cannot accept returns or exchanges on any swimwear that has been removed from its shrink wrapped packaging.  Sorry, but somebody has to look out for the germaphobes.  Please read the size chart carefully. 
Care instructions: 
Machine wash cold. 
Do not bleach. 
Always hang dry. 
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